No, we are still top of the league. It’s making my sap boil. First it was “Celtic unlucky” what with a jammy own-goal and another offside and they were unlucky? Luck. Same number of shots as Spurs, same on target but we had more possession and another own-goal (has Richard Dunne taken over the training?) […]

Is Bournemouth in Wilshire? Rumour has it that Pogba is hiding somewhere in Wilshire wherever that is and whoever that is, except to give us our first goal, Wilshire’s contribution to the game was zero, Jack shit. All players were outstanding with KDB and Raheem Sterling jostling for the MoM award contested too by the […]

“Why always me?” Mario my canary had been repeating to itself in the little mirror anything to get out of going to the swamp. Well he is the early warning system to all things noxious. Not 1 – 6 this time but it felt just as good. Did you notice all those ex-reds declaring that […]

In Pep’s old club own of Barcelona when they banned bullfighting it wasn’t out of sympathy for el toro but because it was considered dangerous to the human. The first half saw West Ham come close to getting slaughtered as our toreadors poured forward like liquid velvet. Of course the main event according to the […]

Well they’ve started, the media parasites’ gross mis-use of the ‘F’ word. The disease started in Sky Sports, carried airborne to Batch of the Day and became pandemic by its easy transfer across the litter of the rag trade. Flattered. Apparently we were flattered by the scoreline. Even Sparky was forced to agree when he […]