3 o’clock Saturday, how novel, do you think it’ll catch on? Watford has become generally accepted as the natural divide between Southern Jessies and normal people and when travelling south is where the graffiti starts. The football club is notable for winning absolutely nothing but is celebrated for its closeness to nature as it’s branded […]

After a thrilling performance, believe it or not, it was all about defence and defence is coached by Manuel Pellegrini himself. On the pitch it doesn’t start with clean-sheet Joe but with Aguero pressing the defenders making it much easier for our midfielders to take charge and it’s difficult even for a toothpick to pinpoint […]

Everton founding member of the football league, respect deserved for that but lending their third team’s green shirts so that Liverpool could play, definitely removes the kudos. They even let them have cess pit Anfield to call home. Everton moved from one of the worse grounds ever to one of the worse grounds ever. Goodison […]

Grand opening of the new stand masked the cutting humour of the City DJ playing the Dr Who theme as the teams waited in the tunnel. Doctors Hughes were called for and were treating a Chelsea player in fear of their jobs when Costa carelessly headed Dino’s elbow resulting in his being treated by the […]

After the shooting stars at the Hawthorns on Monday night and celestially those I watched on Wednesday we now face the chumpions on Sunday. Dr Mourhino, Lisbon donated a doctorate to him in 2008, well it’s gone to his head which is still firmly rammed between his glutes he must think he’s a real doctor. […]