2016 and all that.

As a City fan I have more words for ‘confused’ than Eskimos have for ‘snow’. Bewildered, baffled, mystified, bemused, perplexed, confounded, befogged, disconcerted, nonplussed, thrown, flummoxed, discombobulated, fazed, stumped,  foxed (oh no, no foxes). There’s no way I can expect a particular team to turn out because I can’t keep track of who’s in the first team squad there’s so much talent. Kick-off v Sunderland for the first instalment.

I might be muddled but there’s no way I’ll ever be run ragged.