After dispensing with Germans now Geordies. Steeped in history we took their rich club title off them and any trophies they had an eye on too, that’ll teach them for beating us in 1955. Recently, apart from winning ‘goal of the season’ not a lot has gone right for the Magpies, strange name for a club that can’t buy a win let alone steal one. Quaking in our pink boots (think Aguero should change his)suppose we should be fearful if they turn out with their lucky white socks.

They have spent £36m since June that could be a good investment except that Steve McClaren has been charged with looking after it.

Mind they do a lot for kids so I won’t mind if we don’t damage them too much.